| Wow here is the best xanga post ever-------------------------------------
Vince: "Since I'm a self perfectionist, how was it?"
Bonnie: "Good...really good...really god damn good."
WARNING!: This post is so out of wack you'll be like "OHHH EMMM GEEE" in no way shape or form have you seen this side of me, and gaurenteed you'll deffiantly regret you did, why I'm doing this? I have no fucking idea but lets roll with it...it'll resemble a deep post and at the same time a very out of body experience.
Have you ever just been proud of your penis?
I mean like so proud of it your like..."Good job dick"....Well I for one am very proud of my penis today during the morning. So proud if I were to write my penis a note it would read like this...
Dear Penis,
Today was a good day, I'm very proud that you are attached to my pelvis. I was worried at first, it's been so long since the last time we got any that I was afraid you would be out of shape, unable to perform, but like an All American Linebacker you plugged the hole just like you should.
You didn't blow your load too soon, as a matter of fact it seemed like the perfect time to cum inside of her, it was pure ectasy today wasn't it penis? The way you got her stroke for stroke while I passionantly kissed her, you were able to make the head board slam against the wall signaling to all those other people in the apartment complex that you were getting laid. Today penis you showed great form as we were able to go for a solid 45 minutes to an hour, I lost count after she got on top and rode you like a rodeo bull.
So penis I would shake your hand, or lack of a hand, therefore shaking your body and playing with myself, but regaurdless you did a great job! Or as she said you did..."A really god damn good job."
P.S. Next time we'll play in the mud!
With love,
Vince.
So yes there is the note to my penis. I again would like to reiterate that I don't know why I'm making a post like this. Maybe for a good laugh? I have no idea but no one else recently is writing notes to their penis, I mean Chris and Tim took a right direction in naming their Penis' "Bob Shlong" and "Sniper". I just took it a step further...weather you think I should be commited or not I had fun with this post, hope you had fun reading it!
-Vince-
very great post |
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| i am the culprit in the mass booting of Kids from da lu, i was really bored |
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ok so yesterday we ran about 35 40 yard sprints because andy got in trouble which was bullshit cause no one else did anything so i just jogged the whole time and never even really got out of breath. ok well im done writing, i cant get addicted to xanga again because it will ruin your life |
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| ok well i got on my xanga today and saw i had some comments on my last post so i read them and there was some guy talkin shit to me about some sarah girl that he thinks i was talkin shit about lol god i love dumb fucks....i dont even know a sarah |
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